Everyone Might Be a Senator

Dismal Bleak Hopeless Radio Theatre Theme Song

Are You a Senator?

Johnny and Danny Continue Their Conversation

A Senate Conspiracy

My Baby Left Me for a Senator

Sally, How Could You Do This to Me?

No One Can Love You Like a Senator Can Love You

The Laughing Senate

The Strangest Feeling

The Election Results

Curtains

Advertisement #1 "Compassionate Confrontationalists Incorporated"

Advertisement #2 "The Senate"

Curtains Reprise

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